Shrek 2 and Stupid American Tourists 2
"What are you doing you big stupid pastry!?!"
I thought people only said this to me, but the writers of Shrek 2 also used it so they must be old friends of mine. It is a great movie, you should go see it. Go now! Eddie Murphy as Donkey is hilarious as usual and Antonio (all better now! sorry for making you a woman for a minute Tony!) Banderas and Jennifer Saunders make two excellent additions to the cast. And if you buy peanut M&Ms and eat them at the same time that you're eating your date's Starburst jelly beans as well as your date's date's crispy M&Ms then you'll get a most excellent sugar high and nothing can go wrong...until the finale song turns out to be 'Living La Vida Loca!'-- then the sh*t starts movin swiftly towards the fan! So at that time it's time to get out quickly---don't go too quickly though or you'll miss a special moment with Donkey---seriously, do stick around, it's quite touching).
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When you've left the theatre and are laiden with excess miniature candies, the best system for rapid disposal is to throw them at all the stupid American teenagers who have taken over the streets of Oxford! Honestly, I can't get down the road without feeling like I'm in Martha's Vineyard or some other similarly depressing American yuppieville. I'm supposed to be in ENGLAND! Where have all the English accents gone? Or at least anything European! ('Stupid American Tourists 1' was from my last blog. You will not find it here.)

And it turned out I didn't have time to do the laundry today afterall, so that will happen tomorrow. Seriously. I was productive today though--bought laundry tokens!

AAB Memorable Quote for you to take home: "There is only one thing you can always count on in life and that is that there will always be something to complain about."

"For F**k's Sake!"
- posted by Annie Bergen @ Monday, July 05, 2004